My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
RedTheAmazing
I majored in gif making.
this is so sad
between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile
Sounds like college to me.
I left something for my health class to find…
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
Happy Fathers day!
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It’s the D?
*crashes through wall maria gate 15 minutes late with starbucks*
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
(Source: my-subarashi-world)
I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.
—
Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.
this smooth ass motherfucker
(via vatican-cameoss)
(Source: gandlfs)
