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The Sleep Habits of the 12 Zodiac Signs

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Aries Zodiac Sign Sleep Habit: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality 

Taurus Zodiac Sign Sleep Habit: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not comfortable. They are especially sensitive to their

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my dash is on fire

im red and this is jackass -cries over conniemarco for twelve hours a day and does nothing else-

FCUKING HELL

1000/10

florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

rainbowpacifiers:

x

bull-shipping:

IMAGINE COSPLAYING UR OTP WITH UR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND AND U COULD KISSAND STUFF AH

For my birthday

All I want is Marco and Connie stuff

That’s it

That’s all I want

horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

marco/connie for the headcanons post?

Who kills the bugs 

Marco. Connie hates bugs with an all mighty passion, and has shot a but in her shop before. Which scared the shit out of Marco.

Who hogs the sheets 

Connie. Reason why Marco loves to cuddle with her. She’s got the blankets and she’s warm as hell.

Who hates mornings 

Both of them. Marco’s got work, and Connie has to set up shop for another day of probably nothing or dealing with a bunch of arrogant shits.

Who’s cranky before they had their coffee 

Marco. He’s the one who drinks coffee. Connie drinks tea.

Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law 

Haha… haha… ha…

Who drives 

Marco. Connie can drive, but she hates it.

Who gets horny in awkward public places 

Marco. Hands down.

Who had a scene phase 

Connie. It didn’t last too long cause of Joel.

Who wore braces 

Probably Connie.

Who got bullied. 

I’m sure both, but mostly Marco cause of his scar.

Who collects ceramic elephants.

Connie. Joel gave her some and now she collects them when given the chance.